Joe Versus the Volcano
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DeDe: Hi Joe, what's with the shoe?
Joe Banks: I'm losing my sole.
DeDe: Yeah.

Joe Banks: I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us.

Joe Banks: I've never been to L.A. before.
Angelica: What do you think?
Joe Banks: It looks fake. I like it.

Samuel Harvey Graynamore: Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into a volcano? Damned if I know, Kemosabe.

Joe Banks: I saw the moon when we where out there on the ocean. Shinning down on everything. I've been miserable for so long. Years of my life wasted. For you. Been a long time comin' here to met you. A long time, on a crooked road.

Angelica: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Joe Banks: Sure.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Joe Banks: Ok.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.

Patricia: I'm soul sick.

Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now?
Joe Banks: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
Marshall: So you got no clothes.

Joe Banks: Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life.

Joe Banks: And then I'll be staying on a tiny island and I don't know if I'll be living in a hut, or what.
Luggage Salesman: Very exciting... as a luggage problem.

Dr. Ellison: You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.

Luggage Salesman: This is our premier steamer trunk, it's all handmade, only the finest materials. It's even watertight, tight as a drum. If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice.
Joe Banks: I'll take four of them.
Luggage Salesman: May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.

Joe Banks: What's that? A teddy bear?
Waponi Chief: It's my soul.
Joe Banks: Oh, I hope you don't lose it.
Waponi Chief: Me too.

Joe Banks: So, what are we hoping for here?
Patricia: A miracle.

Mr. Waturi: I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?

Joe Banks: So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?

Joe Banks: Where do you get your ideas?
Angelica: You have to understand something about art. It comes from someplace.

Angelica: So, what did you do before you signed on with Daddy?
Joe Banks: I was an advertising librarian for a medical supply company.
Angelica: Oh, I have no response to that.

Mr. Waturi: But can he do the job. I know he can get the job but can he DO the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... Yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he do the job?

Patricia: Yes! I love you. I can feel my heart. I feel like I'm going crazy. You just can't die and leave me here in this stinking earth without you.

Continuity mistake: When DeDe walks into Joe's apartment at the end of their date, she places her handbag on the floor a few steps across from the door. When she comes back in to get the bag because she forgot it after she leaves, she reaches for the bag just inside the door.

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