Grumpier Old Men
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John Gustafson: Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon.
Grandpa Gustafson: Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.

Max: I am the gangster of love.
John: Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up?
Max: Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.

Maria: I haven't been with a man for a long time.
Max Goldman: Me neither.

John Gustafson: This milk has chunks in it.
Max Goldman: What's your point?

John Gustafson: Here, drop anchor.
Max Goldman: You cut the anchor you dumb ass.
John Gustafson: Alright, then grab the net.
Max Goldman: You cut that too you dick head.

Maria: Ox.
Max: Nag.

Grandpa: I'm done.
John Gustafson: Pop, I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon.
Grandpa: Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first.

Maria: I look like a... slut.
Ariel Gustafson: But a very nice slut.

Grandpa: And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger.
Allie, Melanie's Daughter: That's not the way it goes.
Grandpa: And that was the end of the Three Bears.

Max Goldman: If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Continuity mistake: Jack Lemmon puts the cat in Walter's truck. We see a close up of the cat's paws scratching holes in the car seat. A long shot shows the cat picking at the seat again, but there are no holes in the seat anymore.

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Trivia: Ann Morgan Guilbert plays Mama Ragetti, the mother of Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti (Sophia Loren). In real life, Guilbert is only six years older than Loren.

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