Bill Murray: This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.
Paul Shaffer: Bill, where we going?
Bill Murray: You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
Paul Shaffer: Should I?
Bill Murray: ...Good man.
Chris Rock: I don't sing, Bill.
Bill Murray: Oh, you can sing, you're a rapper.
Chris Rock: I don't rap... do you know me!?
Bill Murray: S-Some.
Bill Murray: You people are disgusting.
Jackie the Talent Agent: The Murricane skulking down the back stairs like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker.
Bill Murray: Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you.
Elliott the Groom: Will you marry me?
The Bride: Yes.
Bill Murray: By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America, the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild... I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union... I now pronounce you two officially reengaged.
Paul Shaffer: Bill.
Bill Murray: Paul.
Paul Shaffer: Yeah. Where we going?
Bill Murray: You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
Paul Shaffer: Should I?
Bill Murray: Good man.
