Phil: I've gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
Juliette: We have a pool?
Phil: Uh, no.
Will: O my God, I've come to say thank you for your love today. Thank you for my family and all the friends you give to me. Guard me in the dark of night, and in the morning, send your light. Amen.
St. Agnus Coach: I'm not lookin' for athletes, Earl. I'm lookin' for ballplayers. And I just found one.
Prince Charming: Wait, wait, wait! I think I understand.
Prince Charming: Actually I got nothing.