Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha: Why not?
Minnie: My pen's out of ink.
Rusty Duritz: Holy smokes... 99 channels and there's nothing on.
Damodar: Just like you thieves, always taking things that don't belong to you.
Sara Pezzini: What is this thing? What is the Witchblade?
Kenneth Irons: A mystery, wrapped in a riddle, and cloaked in a conundrum.
Sara Pezzini: That doesn't help very much.
Steerpike: Why is it that some people starve and others have so much they waste it?