Biff: Look, Lorraine, you walk out that door and I won't only cut off you, I'll cut off your kids.
Lorraine: You wouldn't!?
Biff: Oh, wouldn't I? First your daughter, Linda. I'll cancel all her credit cards. She can settle her debts with the bank all by herself. Your idiot son, Dave. I'll get his probation revoked. And as for Marty. Well, maybe you liked to have all three of your kids behind bars just like your brother Joey. One big happy jailbird family.
Judge Wexler: The Scolari brothers.
Ray: Friends of yours?
Judge Wexler: I tried them for murder. Gave them the chair. You gotta do something.
Egon: Why don't you just tell them you don't believe in ghosts?
Abraham Lincoln: Fourscore and...[looks at his pocket watch]...seven minutes ago... We, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill...and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... Party on, dudes!
Bud Brigman: The guy is on his own, he's cut off from his chain of command, he's showing signs of pressure-induced psychosis, and he has a nuclear weapon. So as a personal favour to me, could you put your tongue in neutral for a while?!
Mae Thompson: How did this happen?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Let me handle this. How did this happen?
Dana Hadley: Your husband was a despicable greedy bastard.
Willy: Go to hell.
Fender Tremolo: Been there.
McBride: I'm going to kill that son of a bitch Snyder.
Dr. Diane Norris: He's already dead.
God Being: It is I. The journey you undertook to reach me could not have been an easy one.
Sybok: It was not! The barrier stood between us, but we breached it!
God Being: Magnificent! You're the first to find me.
Sybok: We sought only your infinite wisdom!
God Being: And how did you breach the barrier?
Sybok: With a starship.
God Being: This starship, could it carry my wisdom beyond the barrier?
Sybok: It could, yes!
God Being: Then I shall make use of this starship.
Sybok: It will be your chariot!
James Kirk: Excuse me.
God Being: It will carry my power to every corner of creation!
James Kirk: Excuse me, I'd just like to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?
God Being: Bring the ship closer.
James Kirk: I said, what does God need with a starship?
Dr. McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
James Kirk: I'm asking a question.
God Being: Who is this creature?
James Kirk: Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
God Being: You doubt me?
Beth: You can't walk... and you're getting worse.
Martin Brundle: I'm getting...better.
Louise Baltimore: Your mother was a cash register.
Sherman: And she turned a tidy profit.
Col. Jason Grant: A base! It is a god-damned base and we're being invited in.
Ray Tanner: Yeah, but who's throwin' the party?
Martin: I realise you must have gone through hell.
Justin Jones: Gone? Bitch, we're still here.
Wallace: No cheese, Gromit! Not a bit in the house.