Quotes

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!

[Gasp from the class]

Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?

Cartman: [confused] Jew?

Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: [Muffled.] Fuck.

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

[Gasp from the class.]

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...

[Cartman pulls out a bullhorn]

Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. Garrison.

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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Mistakes

When Winona Rider first appears on stage, Phillip's "P" is missing from his shirt as she passes them. See more...

Trivia

The song "What Would Brian Boitano Do" is a reference to the short film "The Spirit of Christmas-Jesus vs. Santa Claus", on which the series is based. In the film, Stan asks Cartman "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" when Jesus is fighting with Santa and then Brian appears to help them. You can watch this film at www.southparkstudios.com/behind/how. See more...

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