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When Cartman is in his bedroom, there's something besides his backpack that looks like books but when his mother is gone, it's now a mirror and a rope. See more...
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Cartman getting zapped by the V-Chip inside his brain every time he swears is a homage to "A Clockwork Orange," in which Alex DeLarge becomes deathly ill when he thinks about sex and violence or listens to the Ninth Symphony as a result of the Ludvigo technique. Note the similarity between the scene in this film where Dr. Vausknocker demonstrates the V-Chip to MAC and the scene in "A Clockwork Orange" where the doctors demonstrate the Ludvigo technique to the scientists and government officials. See more...
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Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
[Gasp from the class]
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
Cartman: [confused] Jew?
Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [Muffled.] Fuck.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
[Gasp from the class.]
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[Cartman pulls out a bullhorn]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. Garrison.
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[All of the African-Americans raise their hands]
General: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
Chef: Hey, wait a minute!
General: Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit, men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[The rest of the group, all Caucasian, raise their hands.]
General: Right, you are "Operation Get Behind The Darkies". You will follow Battalion 5 here, and try not to get killed for God's sake! Are there any questions, men?
[Chef raises his hand.]
General: Yes, soldier?
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.
General: You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient, with better access to the Internet!
Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million...
[The General shoots Gates in the head]
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