Best horror movie quotes of 2009

Matt: I love you... I have a condom.

Esther: I think people should always try to take the bad things that happen to them in their lives, and turn them into something good. Don't you?

[Columbus sprays Tallahassee with perfume.]
Tallahassee: It's ok. But FYI, I beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that.

Janosh: We have all heard the stories. Look into his eyes! They are true! This place is cursed! They are no more human than the devils that invade our lands.
Viktor: If devils you call us, rest assured, better the devil you know.

George Lanter: I've been trying to kill myself all day!

Irene: I'm not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill.] You are now!

Edward Cullen: I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... If that's what I am.

Susie Salmon: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th,1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. My father had the pieces but he couldn't make them fit. I waited for justice but justice did not come.

The Girl: He wants to make me dead.

Gina: He's really hard to kill.

Ellie: Megan's alive, you guys.
Jessica: Ellie, you're being borderline retarded right now.

Jennifer Check: I feel so scrumptious!

Cath: Is it okay?
Dan: You know what's good? Modern mines have metal props. Miners prefer these old wooden ones.
Cath: Why's that?
Dan: The metal ones don't give you any warning when they're about to go.

Jigsaw: You think it's the living who have the ultimate judgment over you, because the dead have no claim over your soul. But you may be mistaken.

Susan Harding: Where's the coed girlfriend?
Jay Harding: That's over. Actually she was working for a PHD. She wasn't that much younger than you were, just took a little better care of herself.

Deputy Winston: Wanna know what kinda pussy you gonna get for this? Oh man, you're gonna get the Sashimi.
Toby: What's that?
Deputy Winston: Man, that's the Primo Pussy, man. No smell.

Elsa Kast: If you could understand crazy, it wouldn't be crazy.

Driver: Are you all right?
Jess: Who are you?
Driver: I'm just a driver... No point trying to save the boy, there's nothing anyone can do to bring him back. So... Can I give you a ride?
Jess: Yes. Take me to the harbor.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.

Chewie: [while watching Bree dancing.] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.