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When Columbus brushes Wichita's hair behind her ear and kisses her, he leaves his hand behind her ear. Her hair changes position between shots; in some it is all behind her ear, in some it is over Columbus' hand, and in others it is half and half. See more...
Trivia
The guy at the gas station is also the guy that gets eaten by a zombie whilst on the toliet at the start of the film. See more...
Zombieland (2009) - 17 quotes
starring Abigail Breslin, Bill Murray, Emma Stone, Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson (add more)
Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
Columbus: And they're so fat.
Tallahassee: You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well, I'm don't blame you, because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking the both of us.
Little Rock: No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!
Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a little girl?
Columbus: She was like a crouching tiger...
Tallahassee: She's twelve!
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.
Little Rock: Twelve's the new twenty.
Tallahassee: Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
Columbus: You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
Little Rock: Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Garfield maybe.
Columbus: In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda.
Columbus: When Tallahassee gets going, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with".
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: ...I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Out east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah.
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
Tallahassee: Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Where the fuck are the God damn Twinkies?
Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.
Tallahassee: I HATE coconut. Not the flavor, but the consistency.
Columbus: You're like a giant... cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.
Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
Columbus: Fuck this clown.
Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.
Tallahassee: I haven't cried like that since Titanic!