Best horror movie quotes of all time

Debbie: Isn't he a lady killer?
Gomez Addams: Acquitted.

Kelly Scott: [On the phone.] Thank you, it's so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you fuckshit!
Hector Cyr: You are a saucy flirt.

Patrick Bateman: I think, um, Evelyn that, uh, we've lost touch.
Evelyn Williams: Why? What's wrong?
Patrick Bateman: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Coyle: Hey, Baxley! If your mom's vagina were a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

Jerry Dandrige: Welcome to Fright Night...for real.

George: Excuse me, sir, can I help you? Oh, Mr. Swinton, I didn't recognize you.
Stewart: I'm here to see Miss Alden, George.
George: Well, I'm afraid I'll have to call. May I ask your business with Miss Alden?
Stewart: My business is pleasure, George. Does she look like the fuck of the decade or what?

Sarah: What is this place?
Mary: It reeks of children!
Winifred: It is a prison for children.

Tiffany: I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."
Chucky: Well, that would explain your sister.

Chris: I swear to God, Paul, it's a fucking hazard having you as a brother.

Freddy Krueger: Little Nancy. Now that you caught me, what game do you wanna play next?
Nancy Holbrook: Fuck you!
Freddy Krueger: Ooh, sounds like fun.

Horace: Wolfman's got nards.

Ed: Listen to me, dude, I'm having a really fucked-up, really wet, very bad fucking day.

Darkman: I'm everyone. And no one. Everywhere. Nowhere. Call me...Darkman.

Donnie: I asked her that myself one time. She said I was the only man in town that knew how to fuck.
David: You're disgusting.

Regan MacNeil: You're going to die up there.

Eric Mathews: I don't want to play anymore.

Randall Peltzer: Well, that's the story. So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz. Or your washing machine blows up. Or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds. Cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

Jonas Taylor: You're going to tell me your story and I'm going to say no. You're going to offer me money and I'm going to say no. You're going to try to appeal to my better nature and I'm still going to say no because I don't have one.

Ceniza: Even Hell has its heroes, señor.

Marion Harrington: I'm pregnant.
Richard Harrington: I smoke pot?.