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Steve Martin (back to the S list / M list)

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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
The Big Year 1
Bowfinger 15 2 11
Bringing Down the House 24 1 4 7
Cheaper by the Dozen 70 6 4 28 2 1
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 34 3
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 4 2
Father of the Bride 13 3 11
Father of the Bride Part II 13 1 5
It's Complicated 8 Yes
L.A. Story 1
Little Shop of Horrors 6 4
Looney Tunes: Back in Action 13 8 9 4 1
Out of Towners, The (1999) 3 1
Parenthood 37 2 2
The Pink Panther (2006) 21 3 1
The Pink Panther 2 14 2 1 1 Yes
Planes, Trains & Automobiles 29 3 7 16
Roxanne 11 5 3
Sgt. Bilko 3 1
A Simple Twist of Fate 1
Three Amigos 11 4 13

Below are a few quotes involving Steve Martin - click the title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.

Cheaper by the Dozen quotes

Tom Baker: You soaked his underwear in meat? That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.

Roxanne quotes

Charlie: Ten more seconds and I'm leaving! Ten-

Roxanne: What did you say?

Charlie: I said ten more seconds and I'm leaving.

Roxanne: Oh.

Charlie: What did you think I said?

Roxanne: I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Roxanne: I don't know. That's why I asked.

Charlie: What a waste of an opportunity. You have THIS in front of you, and all you can think of is 'Big Nose'?!

Charlie: I really admire your shoes.

Bystander: What?

Charlie: I really admire your shoes. But as much as I admire your shoes, I really wouldn't want to be IN your shoes at this particular moment in time.

Three Amigos quotes

Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

El Guapo: What do you mean?

Lucky Day: I don't know.

Lucky Day: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

Ned Nederlander: Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip. Nanny!

Lucky Day: Farley, farley, farley, farley, farley, hafurrrrrrrrrr!

Dusty Bottoms: Kinat hoooole wilfgad...huml...sah.