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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
Laughter on the 23rd Floor 17 2 1
The Simpsons Movie 87 11 74 43 26 4
The Simpsons 1324 145 157 324 70 17

Quotes from Dan Castellaneta

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Laughter on the 23rd Floor quotes

[Afer Max punches a hole in a wall.]

Max Prince: I wanna hit something else. Something big! Something expensive!

Milt Fields: There's a bank across the street, Max.

The Simpsons Movie quotes

Grandpa: Homer, what the hell are you doing?!

Homer: risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I'm not quite sure why!

Marge: He filled an entire silo with crap in two days?

Homer: I helped.

Homer: We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!

Marge: You have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did.

Homer: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!

Carl: [offscreen] No we won't! We just want Homer!

Homer: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!

Abe: [offscreen] I'm part of the mob!

Lisa: Dad, do something!

[Homer flips through the Bible.]

Homer: But this book doesn't have any answers!

Marge: Something happened to Grandpa!

Homer: I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but we love him, and he got us a free rug out of it.

Homer: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

Homer: I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...naked.

Bart: How naked?

Homer: Fourth base.

Bart: The girls might see my doodles.

Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can see on TV for free.

The Simpsons quotes

Homer: Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!

[Homer is driving and crashes into a statue of a deer]

Homer: D'oh!

Lisa: A deer!

Marge: A female deer.

Homer: To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Homer: What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

Homer: If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important for kids to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

Krusty: So, in the spirit of the Christmas season, start shopping! And for every dollar spent on Krusty merchandise, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

Lisa: Dad, you're not listening!

Homer: Hey! Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I'm not listening!

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: Please press any key. Where's the any key?