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| Title | Mistakes | Trivia | Pictures | Corrections | Quotes | Easter eggs | Trailer |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Laughter on the 23rd Floor | 17 | 2 | 1 | ||||
| The Simpsons Movie | 87 | 11 | 74 | 43 | 26 | 4 | |
| The Simpsons | 1324 | 145 | 157 | 324 | 70 | 17 |
Quotes from Dan Castellaneta
Below are a few quotes involving Dan Castellaneta - click the title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.
Laughter on the 23rd Floor quotes
[Afer Max punches a hole in a wall.]
Max Prince: I wanna hit something else. Something big! Something expensive!
Milt Fields: There's a bank across the street, Max.
The Simpsons Movie quotes
Grandpa: Homer, what the hell are you doing?!
Homer: risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I'm not quite sure why!
Marge: He filled an entire silo with crap in two days?
Homer: I helped.
Homer: We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!
Marge: You have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did.
Homer: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl: [offscreen] No we won't! We just want Homer!
Homer: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Abe: [offscreen] I'm part of the mob!
Lisa: Dad, do something!
[Homer flips through the Bible.]
Homer: But this book doesn't have any answers!
Marge: Something happened to Grandpa!
Homer: I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but we love him, and he got us a free rug out of it.
Homer: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Homer: I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
Bart: How naked?
Homer: Fourth base.
Bart: The girls might see my doodles.
Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can see on TV for free.
The Simpsons quotes
Homer: Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!
[Homer is driving and crashes into a statue of a deer]
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer.
Homer: To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer: What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Homer: If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important for kids to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
Krusty: So, in the spirit of the Christmas season, start shopping! And for every dollar spent on Krusty merchandise, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Lisa: Dad, you're not listening!
Homer: Hey! Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I'm not listening!
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: Please press any key. Where's the any key?




