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When Moe tells Homer to sit on Barney's seat in front of the beer tap, Homer is sitting on a stool next to it. Homer suddenly switches seats between shots and the other seat disappears. See more...
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Ralph Wiggum was named after Ralph Kramden on "The Honeymooners" because the character was intended to be a loudmouthed smaller version of Homer. He wasn't established as Chief Wiggum's son until "I Love Lisa." See more...
The Simpsons (1989) - 70 quotes
Directed by Matt Groening, starring Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Julie Kavner, Kelsey Grammer, Nancy Cartwright, Phil Hartman, Yeardley Smith (add more)
Homer's brain: It's simple, just use reverse psycology.
Homer: Reverse psycology? That sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Alright, don't use reverse psycology.
Homer: Alright, I will!
The Simpson's Christmas Special: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (series 1)
Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah, if you want one you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.
Homer: [buying a chewtoy for Maggie] It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
Barting Over (series 14)
Tony Hawk: Hey, Blink 182! Crank it up!
Tom DeLonge We have names, y'know!
Tony Hawk: Whatever.
Mark Hoppus: Man, let's trash this place.
Travis Barker: After we get paid.
Mark Hoppus: Nice.
Homer: Insurance is the greatest deal ever. If I get hurt, I get paid. And man do I get hurt!
Bart Sells His Soul (series 7)
[Listening to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" in church]
Homer: Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymm?
Bart's Inner Child (series 5)
Troy McClure: Hi! I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!'
King of the Hill (series 9)
Homer: If God didn't want us to each in church, he'd have made gluttony a sin.
Bart Star (series 9)
Nelson's Father: Great game, son. I'm taking you to Hooters.
Nelson: Aw, I don't want to bother Mom at work.
Homer vs. Dignity (series 12)
Edna: Let's do it on Martin's desk!
Skinner: It is usually the cleanest.
Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
A Star is Born-Again (series 14)
Ned Flanders: It's so nice to shop for a woman again. The last thing I bought for a woman was a casket.
TV Announcer: Coming up next, Carmen Electra stars in "Boobs", about psychology students and their teacher who wants to be take seriously.
Homer: Aw. I thought it was about her boobs.
Grampa: I already got enough doctors poking at me here and pinching me over here and grabbing me down here and jiggling me under here. And that's just the receptionist!
Homer the Vigilante (series 5)
Homer Simpson: Aw, dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Homer Simpson: No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Homer Simpson: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson: Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
Lisa the Vegetarian (series 7)
Homer: Look, look I got my invitations back from the printers.
Lisa: "Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B." What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.