The Simpsons Movie (2007) - 26 quotes

EPA official: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.

Russ Cargill: Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.

Homer: We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!

Lisa: I haven't seen you in school.

Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.

Lisa: Is he...

Colin: He's not Bono.

Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and you care about...

Colin: He's NOT Bono.

Marge: You have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did.

Homer: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!

Carl: [offscreen] No we won't! We just want Homer!

Homer: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!

Abe: [offscreen] I'm part of the mob!

Moe Syzlak: Are you saying we're trapped like rats?

Russ Cargill: No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like...carrots.

Homer Simpson: Hey, Marge! Isn't it great being married to somebody who's recklessly impulsive?

Marge Simpson: Actually, it's aged me horribly.

Tom Hanks: Hi, I'm Tom Hanks. The government lost its credibility and is borrowing some of mine.

Tom Hanks: Hi, I'm Tom Hanks saying if you see me in public, please leave me be.

Lisa: Dad, do something!

[Homer flips through the Bible.]

Homer: But this book doesn't have any answers!

Marge: Something happened to Grandpa!

Homer: I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but we love him, and he got us a free rug out of it.

Marge: What's the point of going to church every Sunday if someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right Grandpa?

Grandpa: I want bananas on my waffles!

Homer: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

Homer: I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...naked.

Bart: How naked?

Homer: Fourth base.

Bart: The girls might see my doodles.

Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can see on TV for free.

Eddie: Hey kid, I know no one likes to wear clothes in public, but you know, it's the law.

Flanders: Would you look at that. You can see the four borders of Springfield; Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.

Cheif Wiggums: Sorry, no dumping in the lake.

Fat Tony: Fine. I'll just take my yard trimmings into a car compacter. [Walks away.]

Eddie: Sir, I think there was a dead body in there.

Cheif Wiggums: Yeah, I thought that too, until he said 'yard trimmings'. You gotta learn to listen.

Marge Simpson: I hate being late.

Homer Simpson: Well I hate going. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way: by praying like hell on my deathbed.

Marge Simpson: Homer, they can hear you inside!

Homer Simpson: Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God.

[Stony stares from the congregation.]

Homer Simpson: Hey, how you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.

Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer? I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?

Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders.

Bart Simpson: Yeah, shut up, Flanders.

Homer Simpson: Well said, boy!

Marge Simpson: Bart, are you drinking whiskey?

Bart Simpson: [drunk] I'm troubled!