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The Simpsons Movie (2007) - 9 quotes
starring Albert Brooks, Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith (add more)
Marge Simpson: I hate being late.
Homer Simpson: Well I hate going. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way: by praying like hell on my deathbed.
Marge Simpson: Homer, they can hear you inside!
Homer Simpson: Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God.
[Stony stares from the congregation.]
Homer Simpson: Hey, how you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.
Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer? I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?
Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders.
Bart Simpson: Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
Homer Simpson: Well said, boy!
Marge Simpson: Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
Bart Simpson: [drunk] I'm troubled!
Bart Simpson: Dad! It's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish!
Homer Simpson: If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity!
Bart Simpson: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life *so far*.
Marge Simpson: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
Homer Simpson: Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig does whatever a Spider-Pig does... Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is the Spider-Pig.
Ralph Wiggum: I like men now!
Grandpa: Homer, what the hell are you doing?!
Homer: risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I'm not quite sure why!
Marge: He filled an entire silo with crap in two days?
Homer: I helped.
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