Marge Simpson: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

Homer Simpson: Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig does whatever a Spider-Pig does... Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is the Spider-Pig.

Ralph Wiggum: I like men now!

Grandpa: Homer, what the hell are you doing?!

Homer: risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I'm not quite sure why!

Marge: He filled an entire silo with crap in two days?

Homer: I helped.