Michael Keaton (back to the M list / K list)

Thug: Don't kill me. Don't kill me!

Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Thug: What are you?

Batman: I'm Batman.

Batman: I'm going to kill you!

The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!

Batman: You killed my parents.

The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?

Batman: I made you, you made me first.

The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

Selina Kyle: It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight.

Bruce Wayne: You've got sort of a dark side, don't you?

Selina Kyle: No darker than yours, Bruce.

[Catwoman is hit by Batman.]

Catwoman: How could you?! I'm a woman!

Batman: I'm sorry, I...

[Batman is hit by Catwoman.]

Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I!

Batman: What do you want?

The Penguin: Ah! The direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.

Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it.

[Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.]

Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?

Beetlejuice: I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

[Beetlejuice angrily kicks a model tree and it falls over.]

Beetlejuice: Nice fucking model!

Ken: And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.