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When the Penguin is talking to his penguin audience about stealing first, second, third and fourth born children, the penguins chair, box and umbrella stand in the background keep changing position. See more...
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The massive Gotham City sets were all constructed so that could be mobile, and they were often shifted between days of filming. Michelle Pfeiffer said in an interview that she routinely got lost on her way to filming each day, because she couldn't find the correct set. See more...
Batman Returns (1992) - 24 quotes
Directed by Tim Burton, starring Christopher Walken, Danny DeVito, Michael Gough, Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer (add more)
The Penguin: You've gotta admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell.
Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it.
[Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.]
Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?
Batman: What do you want?
The Penguin: Ah! The direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
The Penguin: Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving. Gentlemen, start your screaming.
Max Shreck: Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?
Catwoman: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!
Alfred: Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?
The Penguin: Why does somebody always bring eggs and tomatoes to a speech?
Selina Kyle: It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight.
Bruce Wayne: You've got sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina Kyle: No darker than yours, Bruce.
Young Female Volunteer: You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!
The Penguin: And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
[Catwoman is hit by Batman.]
Catwoman: How could you?! I'm a woman!
Batman: I'm sorry, I...
[Batman is hit by Catwoman.]
Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I!
Selina Kyle: Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me...
Max Shreck: Actually, it's a lot like that.
The Penguin: Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
The Penguin: They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' them out on a slab!
Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier.
Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
The Penguin: I am not a human being, I am an animal!
The Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask.
Selina Kyle: Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
Max Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain to damage? Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.