Batman (1989) - 13 quotes

Alexander Knox: They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...

Lt. Eckhardt: I say, you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that.

Vicki Vale: You're insane.

The Joker: Thought I was a Pisces.

Jack Napier: Never rub another man's rhubarb.

[The Joker is dancing with Vicki Vale in the bell tower of the cathedral.]

The Joker: It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you a beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

Batman: I'm going to kill you!

The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!

Batman: You killed my parents.

The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?

Batman: I made you, you made me first.

The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

The Joker: And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!

The Joker: Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

The Joker: I am the world's first, fully functional, homicidal artist. I make art until somebody dies.

The Joker: This town needs an enema!

The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Thug: Don't kill me. Don't kill me!

Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Thug: What are you?

Batman: I'm Batman.

Carl Grissom: That you, sugar bumps?

[Grissom turns around and sees a shadowy figure]

Carl Grissom: Who the hell are you?

The Joker: It's me.... Sugar bumps.

Carl Grissom: Jack? Oh. Oh. Thank god you're alive. I've heard you've been...

The Joker: Fried? Is that what you heard?

[Joker takes a few steps towards Grissom, then stops.]

The Joker: You set me up over a woman. A WOMAN! You must be insane.

[Grissom takes a drink from his glass. He then walks to his desk to pour another drink and get his gun. The Joker pulls out a gun and points it at Grissom.]

The Joker: Don't bother.

[Grissom puts down the container of alcohol and leaves the gun where it is. He then turns angrily to the Joker.]

Carl Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!

The Joker: I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh....therapy.

Carl Grissom: Jack...listen...maybe we can cut a deal.

[The Joker starts walking into the light and removes his hat.]

The Joker: Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

The Joker: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?