Ewan McGregor (back to the E list / M list)

Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: Open the doors, and tell the world the truth.

The Ghost: How can I get back to the mainland?

Barry: Only by plane, I'm afraid.

The Ghost: I lent my jet to my butler.

Barry: Haha, oh you Brits!

The Ghost: Didn't you want to be a real politician?

Ruth Lang: Didn't you want to be a real writer?

Lincoln Six Echo: My name is Lincoln Six Echo and I'm your insurance policy.

Tom Lincoln: Yes, can you please explain to me why my insurance policy is sitting downstairs on my fucking sofa?!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message.

Anakin Skywalker: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.

[Obi-Wan glances up at his cuffed hands]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Good job.

Junkie: Do you wanna buy some death sticks?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You don't want to sell me death sticks.

Junkie: I don't want to sell you death sticks.

Obi-wan Kenobi: You want to go home and rethink your life.

Junkie: I want to go home and rethink my life.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

Anakin Skywalker: I thought I already did.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well you've lost him.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm deeply sorry, Master...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That was some "shortcut", Anakin. He went completely the other way! Once again you've proved...

Anakin Skywalker: If you'll excuse me. [Jumps out of the speeder.]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I hate it when he does that.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Screaming in anguish at Anakin] You were the chosen one! It was said that you'd destroy the Sith - not join them!