Tom Lincoln: Yes, can you please explain to me why my insurance policy is sitting downstairs on my fucking sofa?!

McCord: All right, look. I know you're new to this whole human experience and all, but there's one universal truth, and that is you never give a woman your credit card.

Lincoln Six Echo: My name is Lincoln Six Echo and I'm your insurance policy.

McCord: Hey, just because people eat the burger, doesn't mean they wanna know the cow.