Phillip Morris: Enough romance. Let's fuck.
Steven Russell: I'm gay. I'm a huge fag. Faggot! That's what they're gonna call me.
Ambulance Attendant: If you say so, sir.
Steven Russell: Fucking Texas.
Steven Russell: Pardon my french. My mother smoked during pregnancy.
Steven Russell: I love you, Phillip Morris! I love you.
Steven Russell: Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm lying here dying.
Cleavon: My fuckin' word is MY motherfuckin' bond.
