Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?
Eliot: Well... I'm in 8th grade.
Fender : Welcome to Robot City. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it there, welcome to the club.
Pucci: Witchcraft!
Pucci's servant: Actually, sir, it's because hot air rises, counteracting the gravitational forces of... Witchcraft.
Eddie Lowery: Hey Francis, I had a dream last night that you shot a 72.
Francis Ouimet: Yeah, it won't be easy in a northeaster.
Eddie Lowery: Come on. You played the course like a one-legged dog how many times.
Francis Ouimet: You're right. Good day for 72.
Eddie Lowery: Okey-dokey, time to smokey.
Holly: Hey, there's something down here.
Nola Rice: Men think I may be something special.
Chris Wilton: Are you?
Nola Rice: No one's ever asked for their money back.
Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.
The Wolf: I'm allergic to yodeling.
Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.
Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.
Dean Whiting: In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated.
Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy.
Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant.
Father Moore: Once you've looked into the darkness, I think you carry it with you for the rest of your life.
George: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.
Joaquin: Woah! How did you learn to fight like that?!
Alejandro: Prison changes a man.
Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?