Lara: I'm laughing at the fact I used to find you charming.
Terry: I am charming.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
Henry Dashwood: For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Daphne Reynolds: Launch her? You make her sound like a ship.
Henry Dashwood: No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Tigger: Aww, I just love a hoppy ending.
Samuel Jones: If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.
Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Freddy Krueger: Man the torpedoes.
Sinbad: What is it?
Rat: It just ends, captain. It's the edge of the world.
Jin: Pay up. It's flat.
Baloo: Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.
Spike: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch.
Meowth: Oh, they're stuck in a box with impending doom and no way out. That sounds like my life.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude.
Roy: So what are we gonna do? Come on, think! I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.