Pyro: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one.

Pyro: So, they say you're the bad guy.

Magneto: Is that what they say?

Pyro: That's a dorky-looking helmet. What's it for?

Magneto: This "dorky-looking helmet" is the only thing that's gonna protect me from the real bad guys.

Magneto: When will these people learn how to fly?

Policeman: Put the knives down!

Wolverine: I can't.

President McKenna: What's that?

William Stryker: A jet.

President McKenna: What kind of jet?

William Stryker: We don't know...but it comes out of the basketball court.

Mystique: Mr. Stryker, do you really want to turn this into some kind of war?

William Stryker: I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam while you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me about war. This already is a war.