Blossom: Come on girls, let's put an end to this gorilla warfare.
Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?
Christabel LaMotte: I cannot let you burn me up, nor can I resist you. No mere human can stand in a fire and not be consumed.
Bobby: Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.
Catherine: Oh, eww, this arugal is so bitter! It'l like my algebra teacher on my bread.
Harlan: Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me.
Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view.
Nora: They all have views, you dumb shit.
Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake.
Khamtay: Why would you buy me those?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Because I like to do nice things for people. Makes me feel good about myself.
Khamtay: Are you some kind of nut?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That's sad.
Khamtay: What?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That we've gotten to a point where doing nice things for people is considered insane.
Samantha Harper: You're thinking about the cop, aren't you?
Katie Burke: Maybe.
Samantha Harper: Okay, visualize this with me. You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers.
Katie Burke: I like the cop.
Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.
Eden: These waves are for the big boys.
Evelyn Doyle: Grandma says she got a postcard from Mummy. She's in a place called Australia. Grandma says it's warm there.
Henry Doyle: Yes, deary, it is. But you tell your grandmother that its not as warm as the place she'll be going next.
Justin: I enjoy taking indefensible positions and creating an argument for them.
Carla: Everything here is by the book.
Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.
Jane: Don't you see, Hook? You will never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and pixie dust.
Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started.