The Caller: If you have to ask, you're not ready to know yet.
Betty: Go get some snacks. Perhaps a carbonated soda.
Ling: I hope they have Icees.
The Chosen One: I've chosen the large tub.
Wimp Lo: My nipples look like milk duds.
Master Tang: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy.
Fernand: You pleased me some of the time.
Mercedes: You never pleased me.
Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.
Jimmy Smith Jr: You ever wondered at what point you gotta just say "f**k it, man." You ever wondered at what point you gotta stop livin' up here, and start livin' down here?
Sister Madeline: If we can create this life with what imagination, why not the next?
Mr. Jones: I look better than you.
Uncle Elroy: You don't.
Mr. Jones: I cook better than you.
Uncle Elroy: You can't.
Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours.
Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night.
Elvis: Uh, Mr. President... You're on the floor.
JFK: No shit?
Jamie: Are you trying to seduce me?
Landon: Why? Are you seducible?
Iris Hineman: If the unintended consequences of a series of genetic mistakes and science gone haywire can be called 'invention', then yes, I invented Precrime. (00:57:50)
Will: Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in.
Ellie Burr: A good cop can't sleep because he's missing a piece of the puzzle. And a bad cop can't sleep because his conscience won't let him.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: To follow your instincts and to inspire your men, by your example, you have to be with 'em. Where the metal meets the meat.
Marisa: The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me.
Chris: What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?
Earl: Junior, you are so dumb.
Junior: I'm not dumb. YOU'RE dumb.
Jack Ryan: General, the President is basing his decisions on some really bad information right now. And if you shut me out, your family, and my family, and twenty-five million other families will be dead in thirty minutes.
Astrid: Looks don't interest me.
Paul: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.
Gary Giggles: Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.
Dodge: You want to build a raft?
Greer: I wanna build a raft.