Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.
Undercover Brother: You mess with the 'fro, you got to go.
Jim: No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.
Adina: I have a FAT ass.
Ricky: We don't need reparations! We need restraint.
Billy: "Restraint"?
Ricky: "Restraint"! Some discipline! Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you livin' with your mama! And pay your mama some rent! And can we please, please, please try and teach our kids something other than the "Chronic" album? And please, Black people, try and be on time for something other than free before eleven at the club.
Emery: Where are Nick and Cathy, they should've been back by now. Why'd she have to go off on her own, anyway? That was extremely stupid.
Burt Holloway: You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish.
Lee Holloway: [Smiles.] Thank you Daddy.
Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?
Construction Worker #1: Quinn! What are you doing down in the arsehole of the world?
Young Quinn: Well you're passing through it. What does that make you?
Rain: She bit me man! I mean she took a chunk clean right out of me!
Abou Fatma: I found you half dead crossing the desert alone and you say you are afraid?
Gibbons: Do we want to drop another mouse in the snake pit or do we want to send our own snake and let him crawl in?
Joe Enders: Stay on my ass.
Indrid Cold: Mary Klein cannot be found by looking. You will see her in time.
A.O. Neville: If only they would understand what we are trying to do for them.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.
Sergeant Wells: Natural causes, my arse.
Mrs. Mimi Jared: Well..."Dick " how is school?
Richard "Dick" Jared: Sucks cock-k-k.
Johnny: Do you want me to lie?
Sarah: You're the only actor in the world who can't lie, Johnny. Even for the sake of your kids.
Johnny: What does that mean?
Sarah: If you can't touch somebody you created, how can you create somebody that'll touch anybody?
Johnny: What are you going on about?
Sarah: Acting, Johnny. And bringing something to life, it's the same thing. That's why you can't get a job acting, Johnny, because you can't feel anything.
Johnny: This baby's not Frankie, Sarah.