Jimmy McGill: I'm the guy on your speed dial right after your weed dealer.
The Secret of the Unicorn: Part 1 - S1-E3
Tintin: He looks exactly like you.
Captain Haddock: Yes, he is good looking.
Gene Hunt: Fire up the Quattro!
Man from Another Place: Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song... and there's always music in the air.
School Days - S1-E3
Max: When the moon is full, the tide is high.
Old Lady: You must want the spy school, that's next door.
AKA The Sandwich Saved Me - S1-E5
Trish Walker: Fine, be the naked superhero. That could be your alias.
Jessica Jones: Better than the name you came up with.
Trish Walker: Jewel is a great superhero name.
Jessica Jones: Jewel a stripper's name! A really slutty stripper! And if I wear that thing, you're gonna have to call me Camel-toe.
Rosen Gatzev - Kukata: Excuse me... looking for dancers?
Terror on Dinosaur Island! - S1-E2
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
Det. Meldrick Lewis: You go when you're supposed to go, and everything else is homicide.
Lester Nygaard: Aw, heck.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
Horace Rumpole: She who must be obeyed.
Franky Doyle: I don't eat sausage, I'm vagitarian.
Bobby Donnell: It's better that ten guilty men go free, than one innocent man suffer.
Det. Steve McGarrett: Aloha. Aloha, suckers.
Karl Hanselman: Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery. I'll show you my collection. I think you'll be quite surprised.
Raylan Givens: Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Well, that would solve a few problems.
Ron Carter: In light of the severity of these crimes, we ask for remand, your honor.
Ms. O'Brien: In light of the weakness of their evidence, remand is absurd.
Ron Carver: The evidence past mustard with the grand jury.
Ms. O'Brien: Oh right, was my client indicted before or after the ham sandwich?
Jimmy Wyler: Do you believe in redemption, Mr. White?
White: As long as it doesn't require funeral arrangements.
