Archie Moses: This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.
Turk: Do you like poetry?
Charles Randall: Yeah, I do. Roses are red, violets are blue. I wanna poke your fucking eyes out with my dick, you fuck.
Jamesir Bensonmum: She murdered herself in her sleep, sir.
Dick Charleston: You mean suicide?
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh no, it was murder, all right. Mrs. Twain hated herself.
Alex Murphy: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Bangles: Oh, hi, Bugsy.
Bugsy Malone: Hi, Bangles. Is Blousey there, please?
Bangles: She won't see you.
Bugsy Malone: Tell her I'm sick.
Bangles: You're sick?
Bugsy Malone: Yeah, sick of waiting.
Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!
Sam Gerard: I don't care. (00:37:10)
Skip: I'd rather be home with a fucked-up hand up in some pussy than to be out here healthier than a motherfucker without it... Shit.
Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Mr. Brooks: Before I was the Thumb Print Killer, I killed a lot of people, in a lot of different ways.
Ed: Listen to me, dude, I'm having a really fucked-up, really wet, very bad fucking day.
Ned: You better take me up on this quick. In about 45 minutes, I'm going to give up and go away.
Alan Garner: I shouldn't be here.
Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... Or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Dwight: I can't tell if Miho is alive or dead, but I'm on my feet and every ounce of me wants to get some killing done.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Arugula. I haven't had arugula in six weeks.
Supermarket Manager: What's that?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: It's a vegetable.
Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
Cedric the Bellman: No, the President.
Vinny Gambini: Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Ethan Renner: Don't take this the wrong way, Viv, but you're not my type.
Vivi Delay: I'm everybody's type.
Thomas Crown: Samba. Sugarloaf. Jungle. Piranha.
