Best crime movie quotes of all time

Connor Rooney: I can look after myself.
Frank Nitti: No, you can't! This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick.

Louis Dega: Now what's the son of two school teachers doing in a place like this?

Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.

Chief Gillespie: What do they call you up there?
Virgil Tibbs: They call me MISTER Tibbs!

Harry Callahan: We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's "we", sucker?
Harry Callahan: Smith, and Wesson, and me.

Left Ear: We're in Italy. Speak English.

Diane: When are you going to outgrow him, Charlie?
Charlie: Outgrow him? I dunno Diane, Maybe WASP's outgrow people. I'm Italian. We outgrow pants, not people.

[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!

Randall Bragg: I told you you'd never hang me, Cole.
Virgil Cole: Never ain't here yet.

Archie: People ask the question... What's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

Prisoner: Always uses top grade hemp, Schmidt does. He oils it so it slides read good. Snaps your neck like a dry twig.

Nick: When was it you started thinking you were better than me?

Ida: Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.

Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

Elle Driver: What's that?
Beatrix Kiddo: Budd's Hanzo sword.
Elle Driver: He said he pawned it.
Beatrix Kiddo: Well, then, I guess that makes him a liar, now don't it?

Dalton Russell: Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.

David Mills: You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

Mason Verger: I guess you wish now that you fed the rest of me to the dogs.
Hannibal Lecter: No Mason. No I much prefer you the way you are.

Phil Philips: I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before. (00:26:05)

Stan Lloyd: It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.
Max Burdett: I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.