Same Time, Same Place (series 7)

Spike: Come on, it's this way.

Xander: We should have put a leash on him.

Buffy: Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire!

Willow: Giles, is there anything you don't know everything about?

Giles: Synchronised swimming. It remains a mystery to me.

The Killer In Me (series 7)

Giles: Let me get this straight: you think I'm evil if I take a group of teenage girls on a camping trip and I DON'T touch them?

Grave (2) (series 6)

Xander: I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!

End Of Days (series 7)

Xander: Hey, party in my eyesocket and everyone's invited!

Touched (series 7)

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. [Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face] Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.

Buffy: [Quietly] I don't wanna be the one.

Fool For Love (series 5)

Xander: What's with the hand wave? You see that? Does that, like, mean something?

Willow: It's code. I think it breaks down to 'choo-choo!'

Anya: It probably means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.

Willow: [whispering] Ask him.

Xander: [yelling] Hey, Riley? What's the [hand gesture] all about?

Riley: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance.

Xander: See, now he's all mad and sarcastic.

Willow: It's because you were doing all that yelling, Mr. Stealthy-pants.

Spike: Death is on your heels, baby. And sooner or later, it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it. Not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it.

Two To Go (1) (series 6)

Xander: Hey now - play nice, fellas, or you'll break our concentration.

Anya: Which means no protection spell...

Xander: And Willow will make sure you two boneless chickens are skinless, too.

Andrew: Then what? You think your Li'l Witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her! She's a truck driving Magic Mamma. We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers, and not one of you bunch has the midiclorians to stop her.

Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?

Tabula Rasa (series 6)

Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. [Everyone looking at him.] You Englishmen are always so... [pauses] Bloody hell! [Ticks off on his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!

Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.

No Place Like Home (series 5)

[After finding Spike outside her house.]

Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!

Spike: [counting on fingers] Out...for...a...walk... Bitch.

All of series 1 (series 1)

Xander: So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?

Buffy: Xander!

Xander: I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.

Prophecy Girl (series 1)

Xander: You were looking at my neck.

Angel: What?

Xander: You were checking out my neck, I saw that.

Angel: No, I wasn't.

Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.

Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.

Xander: I told you to eat before we left.

Across whole show

Buffy: Speak English, not whatever they speak in, um....

Giles: England?

All of series 1 (series 1)

Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.

When She Was Bad (series 2)

Xander: Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed.

Across whole show

Cordelia: Do guns make you wanna have sex?

Xander: I'm 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Killed By Death (series 2)

[Buffy accidently attacks Xander, and Xander jumps back.]

Xander: Man, Buffy. My life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life.

Chosen (series 7)

Buffy: I love you.

Spike: No you don't, but thanks for saying it.