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During Buffy's first song she does a spinning kick to a vampire's face as she sings, "I've been making shows of trading blows, just hoping no one knows." But as she spins, her lips are not moving. See more...

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Except for Buffy, all of the First's incarnations at the end of the episode are the previous seasons' Big Bads, in reverse chronological order: Warren (season 6), Glory (season 5), Adam (season 4), Mayor Wilkins (season 3), Drusilla (season 2), and The Master (season 1). See more...

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997) - 33 quotes

Directed by Joss Whedon, starring Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson, Anthony Head, Charisma Carpenter, David Boreanaz, Eliza Dushku, Emma Caulfield, James Marsters, Juliet Landau, Kristine Sutherland, Marc Blucas, Mercedes McNab, Michelle Trachtenberg, Nicholas Brendon, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seth Green (add more)

Fool For Love (series 5)

Xander: What's with the hand wave? You see that? Does that, like, mean something?

Willow: It's code. I think it breaks down to 'choo-choo!'

Anya: It probably means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.

Willow: [whispering] Ask him.

Xander: [yelling] Hey, Riley? What's the [hand gesture] all about?

Riley: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance.

Xander: See, now he's all mad and sarcastic.

Willow: It's because you were doing all that yelling, Mr. Stealthy-pants.

Spike: Death is on your heels, baby. And sooner or later, it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it. Not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it.

Two To Go (1) (series 6)

Xander: Hey now - play nice, fellas, or you'll break our concentration.

Anya: Which means no protection spell...

Xander: And Willow will make sure you two boneless chickens are skinless, too.

Andrew: Then what? You think your Li'l Witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her! She's a truck driving Magic Mamma. We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers, and not one of you bunch has the midiclorians to stop her.

Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?

Tabula Rasa (series 6)

Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. [Everyone looking at him.] You Englishmen are always so... [pauses] Bloody hell! [Ticks off on his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!

Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.

No Place Like Home (series 5)

[After finding Spike outside her house.]

Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!

Spike: [counting on fingers] Out...for...a...walk... Bitch.

All of series 1 (series 1)

Xander: So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?

Buffy: Xander!

Xander: I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.

Prophecy Girl (series 1)

Xander: You were looking at my neck.

Angel: What?

Xander: You were checking out my neck, I saw that.

Angel: No, I wasn't.

Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.

Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.

Xander: I told you to eat before we left.

Buffy: Speak English, not whatever they speak in, um....

Giles: England?

All of series 1 (series 1)

Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.

When She Was Bad (series 2)

Xander: Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed.

Cordelia: Do guns make you wanna have sex?

Xander: I'm 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Killed By Death (series 2)

[Buffy accidently attacks Xander, and Xander jumps back.]

Xander: Man, Buffy. My life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life.

Chosen (series 7)

Buffy: I love you.

Spike: No you don't, but thanks for saying it.

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