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Quotes from Seth Rogen
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The Green Hornet quotes
Britt Reid: Think about this, Kato. We've been completely wasting our potential. This city needs our help. We could be heroes! We will pose as villains to get close to the bad guys. That way, no one will suspect we're really the good guys. Will you come with me on this adventure?
Britt Reid: Kato, we have a secret mission.
Kato: I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai?
Britt Reid: Yeah, I love Japan.
Paul quotes
Graeme Willy: You are an alien!
Paul: To you I am, yes.
Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
Paul: *Why* does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
Clive Gollings: Agent Mulder was right!
Paul: Agent Mulder was my idea!
Paul: This is America. Kidnapping a Christian is worse than harboring a fugitive.
Superbad quotes
Officer Slater: May we see your identification? [Takes it.] McLovin? [pauses] That's a cool name.
Fogell: Wha... wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled "Ph," but still that's pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.
Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Mindy: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
Officer Michaels: You just cock-blocked McLovin!
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Officer Michaels: Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Officer Michaels: Great name.
Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls off the tongue.
Officer Michaels: 'Sounds like a sexy hamburger!