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Quotes from Jay Chandrasekhar

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Super Troopers quotes

Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?

High kid: 65?

Ramathorne: 63.

High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?

Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed up). Littering.

Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny?

Ramathorne: Good. I've been dead on all morning.

[He holds up a target with a tight group in the chest. Mac points to a bullet hole in the target's head.]

Ramathorne: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?

Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!

Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?

Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.

Rabbit: You're not Mexican?

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.

Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?

German Woman: I do, I do!

German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.