Login Register
Super Troopers

Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.

Foster: Ain't so funny meow is it?

Foster: We could be like Cagney and Lacey.
Ursula: Right. Except Cagney and Lacey were both women.
Foster: I could be Lacey.

Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
Mac: Thanks, Chief!

Captain O'Hagan: I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

Officer Smy: If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. [To Foster.] Hey douche bag.
Foster: If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet till you fell asleep.
Ursula: Nice try.

Captain O'Hagan: What did you find out at the weigh station?
Mac: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms!

Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.
Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?
German Woman: I do, I do!
German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!

Mac: No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.

Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not Mexican?

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy, you big dirty man.

[Having pulled over a speeding driver.]
Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
[They go up to the car.]
Driver: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[The man gives him his license.]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Driver: [laughing.] Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[Foster stares at him.]
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Driver: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[The man laughs.]
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
Foster: Meow!

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

More movie quotes

You may like...

Submit something

Share

Log in Register

You may like...

Follow

More...

Mistakes

Several times throughout the movie you can see lighting screens and lighting equipment in the reflection of the troopers sunglasses.

More...

Latest trailers