Quotes from Jay Chandrasekhar movies and TV shows

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.
Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?
German Woman: I do, I do!
German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!

Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?
High kid: 65?
Ramathorne: 63.
High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?
Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? [Holds up the bag of weed.] Littering.

Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny?
Ramathorne: Good. I've been dead on all morning.
[He holds up a target with a tight group in the chest. Mac points to a bullet hole in the target's head.]
Ramathorne: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not Mexican?