Bo Duke: Luke, you manwhore!

Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.

Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.

Pauline: They planted a still? Why would they have to plant a still?

Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.

Daisy Duke: You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail, then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.

Uncle Jesse: That's why we love you, honey.

Campus Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Bo Duke: 10?

Campus Cop: 8.

Bo Duke: Isn't the speed limit 10?

Campus Cop: Yeah. It is.