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[Patrick has been accused of exposing himself.]
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst.
Miss Perky: A bratwurst? My, aren't we the optimist.
Patrick: Don't ever let any one make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Jack Twist: That's more words than you've spoke in the past two weeks.
Ennis Del Mar: Hell, that's the most I've spoke in a year.
Jack Twist: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Ennis Del Mar: Well, why don't you?
Ennis Del Mar: Bottom line is, we're around each other an' this thing, it grabs hold of us again at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and we're dead.
Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornicating with a novice!
Casanova: She was hardly a novice.
Casanova: Casanova, the philosopher? Who devotes his life to the perfection of experience? Yes, I know him.
Francesca Bruni: No, Casanova the libertine, who devotes his life to seducing women.
Casanova: Well, we're obviously talking about the same person.
Casanova: What's this 'we?' You slapped him, you fight him.
Casanova: She has a secret lover? Who?
Giovanni Bruni: I don't know, it's a secret.
The Joker: People will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word...
The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them. You'll see. I'll show you.
The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.
The Joker: Madness is like gravity... all you need is a little push.
Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?
The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.
The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me.
The Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious? He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious? Sticks the blade in my mouth...Let's put a smile on that face!
Tony: Nothing is permanent, not even death.
Tony: Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.
Tony: The Imaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money.
Tony: If Doctor Parnassus can really control people's mind, why isn't he ruling the world,then? Eh? Why bother with this little... side show?
Anton: 'Side show'? He don't... he don't want to rule the world. He wants the world to rule itself!
Tony: Can you put a price on your dreams?
Tony: Don't shoot the messenger!
Tony: Where the hell are we?
Percy: Geographically speaking, in the Northern Hemisphere. Socially, on the margins. And narratively, with some way to go.