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Bruce Wayne: Today you get to tell me 'I told you so'.

Alfred Pennyworth: Today, sir, I don't want to.

[They walk towards the lift for a few moments. Alfred leans toward Bruce.]

Alfred Pennyworth: ...But I did bloody tell you.

Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma. Did you catch him?

Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.

Bruce Wayne: How?

Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

The Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.

Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy pull your head off.

Joker: How about a magic trick?

Gambol: You're crazy.

The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.

[To the group of mobsters]

The Joker: This suit wasn't cheap. You ought to know; you bought it.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and get away with it?

The Joker: Yeah.

The Joker: You see, it's all part of the plan.

Harvey Dent: What was that name you all had for me down at the D.A.'s office? Say it. SAY IT!

Commissioner Gordon: Two Face, Harvey Two Face.

Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you the dawn is coming.

The Joker: Madness is like gravity... all you need is a little push.

The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.

Batman: Then you're gonna love me.

The Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious? He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious? Sticks the blade in my mouth...Let's put a smile on that face!

The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

The Joker: Why so serious?

Alfred Pennyworth: So I supose they'll be arresting me for being your accomplice, sir.

Bruce Wayne: Accomplice?I'm gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea.

The Joker: I believe that what doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline. Do you know what all these things have in common? They're cheap.

The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

The Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.

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