Quotes from Joan Cusack movies and TV shows

Marcella: You know, when you started getting invited to your ten year high school reunion, time is catching up.
Martin Q. Blank: Are you talking about a sense of my own mortality or a fear of death?
Marcella: Well, I never really thought about it quite like that.
Martin Q. Blank: Did you go to yours?
Marcella: Yes, I did. It was just as if everyone had swelled.

Miss Bond: I'm sorry. We were trying to be like Robin Hood - you know, steal from the rich to give to the poor. But... really, all we were doing was stealing from the rich... and the poor... and keeping it for ourselves. That's what we did, really.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "go to bed." You didn't say "get into bed."
Mom: Milo.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "Go to bed." You didn't say "Get into bed." It's not specific.
Mom: Milo, my life would be so much better if I didn't have to be a nagging mom.
Milo: Yeah, well, my life would be so much better if I didn't have a mom at all.

Gail Dwyer: Who is that, honey?
Marty: It's, uh, my mother.
Gail Dwyer: I thought she was dead.
Marty: Yeah, I know, it's really weird.

Gail Dwyer: I hate you! You did this to me you miserable piece of dick-brained, horseshit slime-sucking son of a whore bitch.
Marty: That's perfect! I got it all on film, the kids will love it.

Jenny Portman: I'd rather sleep in a field, crazy man.

Alsatia Zevo: So this is Paris.
Patrick Zevo: What?
Leslie Zevo: She still needs some work.

Leslie Zevo: I'd hug you but your body is over there.
Alsatia Zevo: I really miss my heart.
Leslie Zevo: We'll get you two back together soon.

Alsatia Zevo: Well, red usually means "Caution," or "Beef" if it's a bouillon cube.

Alsatia Zevo: I'm very disappointed that you never once had an applesauce sandwich on your menu.
Joe at Cafeteria: Applesauce? Miss Zevo, the sandwich will get all soggy.
Alsatia Zevo: Oh, I don't mind.
Joe at Cafeteria: I make you one tomorrow, okay?
Alsatia Zevo: OK, thank you very much. I'll just go ahead and have the mayonnaise sandwich again today, then.

Natalie Hegalhuzen: Nice office.
Marsha Dillon: It's bullet-proof.