Quotes from Elisabeth Shue movies and TV shows

Chris: I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
Brad: If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour.

Daryl: This is weird.
Chris: You're weird.
Daryl: Hahahahaha.

Chris: Who was at the door?
Brad: Stray dog.

Chris: So, when the babysitter looked more closely at the kids, she saw that... they HAD no faces.
Sarah: Oh my God.
Chris: Just a pool of mushy goo.
Sarah: Like Spaghetti-O's?
Chris: Spaghetti-O's with meat.

Chris: Now boys, if either of you give me any grief I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.
Daryl: Raped?
Chris: I'm too old for this crap.

Daryl: You gotta be shitting me.
Chris: Watch your mouth.
Daryl: Watch my mouth? You gotta be shitting me.

John Pruitt: Good luck Babysitter.
Chris: You too Mr. Pruitt.

Daryl: Did you steal all of these cars?
Joe Gipp: Yeah. It gets me some good money.
Daryl: Isn't it kind of dangerous?
Joe Gipp: Hey, I like danger, all right?
Chris: You should try babysitting.

Chris: What should I do?
Sarah: Get in the car and run him over.

Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah.
Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet.
Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink.
Dana Marschz: It was?

Emily: You like games?
Elizabeth: I love games. Would you like to play one?
Emily: I'm already playing.

Sarah: I just have one rule that I need you to respect. I do not want the two of you to be alone in your house or this house if I am not here.
Elissa: You are never here.

Sarah: I know what you're doing.
Elissa: What?
Sarah: You're trying to save him.
Elissa: I am not.
Sarah: Yes, you are. That's what you do, you like to fix people.
Elissa: Oh, yaddayadda-yadda.
Sarah: Honey, sometimes people can't be fixed.

Ali Mills: He thinks he can do whatever he wants to people.
Daniel LaRusso: Who?
Ali Mills: Johnny. I'd love to see him get a douse of his own medicine.
Daniel LaRusso: Well, you know, what goes around comes around.
Ali Mills: I'd love to be there when it does.
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, me too.

Daniel LaRusso: So I guess you know about the tournament tomorrow.
Ali Mills: Who doesn't?
Daniel LaRusso: Dumb move, huh?
Ali Mills: Not necessarily.
Daniel LaRusso: I don't have much of a cheering section.
Ali Mills: You got me.
Daniel LaRusso: Well, I'll probably get killed in the first match anyway.
Ali Mills: So we'll leave early.

Sera: So, Ben with an "N " what brings you to Las Vegas? Business convention?
Ben Sanderson: I came here to drink myself to death.

Sera: What's up?
Ben Sanderson: I was looking for you tonight. I don't know if you've a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, but I thought maybe we could get some dinner.

Sera: You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of.

Sera: So... why are you killing yourself?
Ben Sanderson: Interesting choice of words. I don't remember. I just know that I want to.

Ben Sanderson: Sarah, with an "H"?
Sera: With an "E." S-E-R-A. Sera.