Hrundi V. Bakshi: Do you speak Hindustani?
Michelle Monet: No.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.
Director: You.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Me?
Director: Yes, you. Get off my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: We have a saying in India.
Michelle Monet: Yes?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes.
Michelle Monet: Well?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well what?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: It's good to have a laugh.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: This is a particularly good one because it helps you always to remember how many days there are in each month. It goes like this: Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: What is this game you call to get the brightly colored balls in the hole?
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Pool.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: POO?
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Not poo! pool.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, POOO-EL.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: That's right.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: How many people can play this poo-el?
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Oh one or two or a whole bunch of people.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Hrundi V. Bakshi.
Michelle Monet: Pardon?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: That is what my name is called.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: I'll stomp you and the horse you ride in on.
C. S. Divot: You mashuga.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am not your sugar.
Michelle Monet: Do you speak French?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, just enough to get myself into trouble.
Michelle Monet: You were saying something about a saying.
C. S. Divot: Who do you think you are?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are.
Hrundi Bakshi: Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Where are you from?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am from India.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Got you covered, Injun.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh! Bang! Howdy, partner.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Pretty quick on the draw there.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Never I believed in my whole life I would meet him, and he would go "Bang, partner." Listen to me: white man speak with forked tongue.
