Joel: People care about people who care about themselves.
Gracie Hart: Wake up and smell the iced vente decaf caramel macchiato.
Gracie Hart: Cheryl would never refer to her ass as her booty! Cheryl would never refer to her ass, period! She calls it her "popo".
Gracie Hart: People may care about people who care about themselves, but I just don't care about those people.
Tobin: Whatever happened to World Peace?
Gracie Hart: It comes and goes.
Gracie Hart: What happened to team yo? You and me in it together?
Sam Fuller: Don't do that again.
Gracie Hart: I wish you wouldn?t kiss my watch. It?s not water resistant.
Sam Fuller: Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato: when they elect a black woman president of the Daughers of the American Revolution.
Gracie Hart: Okay. And if that happens, I'd also like one of those little muffins.
Sam Fuller: Where would you like it?
Sam Fuller: I've got to take her to the bathroom.
Gracie Hart: I need a tampon.
Sam Fuller: You heard her, we've got an agent down. We need tampons.
Jenkins: I'm not getting them.
Hills: I don't even get them for my wife.
Joel: I guess this is a job for a real man. Any particular brand?
Sam Fuller: I don't recall seeing a skinny, white-ass girl growing up at the table.
Gracie Hart: Okay, first of all... thank you for calling me skinny.
Sam Fuller: Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on.
Chosen answer: Possibly, but it was attached fairly well considering it didn't break when it was caught on the cannon. If she could though you don't exactly think straight when you're about to drown. You're in a panic.