Tyler Durden: The first rule of fight club: You don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club: You do NOT talk about fight club.

Tyler Durden: WOAH! You just shot at your imaginary friend next to a truck full of 400lbs of nitroglycerine!

Narrator: I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda who wouldn't screw to save his species, I wanted to dump oil over all those French beaches I'd never see, I wanted to breath smoke... I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Narrator: Over a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favour.

Narrator: Yeah, sure.

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Narrator: What?

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending, one minute at a time.