Gamble: So this is what it's come down to, bustin' down doors with J-Lo?
Gamble: Fuck you and S.W.A.T.
Hondo: You still want to work S.W.A.T?
Chris: No. I just enjoy applying all the time.
Hondo: You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not.
Hondo: Street, you have a driver's license?
Street: Got a library card.
Hondo: Good enough. So get your uniform on. You're driving me around today.
Street: Bad day, huh?
Beat-up Latino Thug: Kiss my ass, ese.
Chris: Remind me to buy some shares in Kevlar.
Hondo: I need your A-game boys... and girl.
Street: So why'd you pick me?
Hondo: To piss off the captain.
Hondo: Street. Don't beat him so badly I can't get a rematch, all right?
Street: I won't make any promises.
Hondo: It's my money, man.
Hondo: Let's go make the Captain look like a hero.
Capt. Thomas Fuller: Sometimes doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing.
Sgt. Howard: What the hell is that supposed mean?
Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
Street: So, what does two drinks mean?
Chris: You wanna come to my house?
Street: That was easy.
Chris: My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow.
Deke: We need to sell that shit on eBay.
Street: I only have one.
Deke: We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator.
Hondo: You look like you need a Band-Aid.
Street: Somebody else needs a body bag downstairs.
McCabe: What? No roll, Hondo?
Hondo: How do you know I didn't?
McCabe: You didn't, did you?
Hondo: They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life.
Velasquez: SWAT stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. Where were your tactics out there?
Alex Montel: What do you make, $66,000 a year?
Street: Not even with overtime.
Alex Montel: Ha, loser.
Hondo: Drop Fruit of the Loomski in the A-car.
Answer: The SWAT Captain originally kicked Street and Gamble off the team and out of the SWAT Division completely for disobeying orders resulting in a hostage being shot. The SWAT Lieutenant convinced the Captain to keep the two officers in the division on a probationary basis to work back towards getting back on the team. Gamble was insulted by the probationary assignment and later resigned. The Captain offered Street the chance for immediate reinstatement to the team if he placed all blame on Gamble. When Street chose the probationary assignment over blaming Gamble or resigning alongside Gamble, everyone assumed Street cut some type of deal to remain in the SWAT Division without knowing the whole story.