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Dark Helmet: What's wrong with you? Fire across her nose, not up it!

[The gunman turns around and is cross-eyed]

Gunman: Sorry, sir. I'm doing my best.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunman?

Cross-eyed gunman 2: I did, sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is that?

Col. Sanders: He's an asshole, sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that, who is he?

Col. Sanders: That's his name, "Asshole". Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet: What about him?

Col. Sanders: He's an asshole too, sir.

Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?

Everyone on the ship: Yo, sir!

Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.

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The radar operator (making the sounds of a garbled intercom) is laughing through his next line "I'm having trouble with the radar, Sir." (After/when Dark Helmet throws the intercom across the control panel). See more...

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Entry King Roland tells Lone Starr and Barf that Spaceball I was near the Jupiter II system. Jupiter II was the name of the spaceship from the TV series "Lost in Space."
Entry The 'out of order' ticket on the 'cancel self destruct' button is signed by Albiez. Peter Albiez was the Special Effect Supervisor of the movie.
Entry President Skroob's name is an anagram of Mel Brooks' last name.
Entry On the DVD case, Barf's eye patch is different from where it is the rest of the movie.
Entry When Lone Starr and Dark Helmet engage in their Schwartz battle, Dark Helmet accidentally "kills" one of the film's crewmen. As he falls, the crewman lets out a Wilhelm scream.
Entry When Dark Helmet and Colonel Sanders are fast-forwarding through the movie, only scenes with Dark Helmet are shown.
Entry Brooks used the same sound studio that they used in the Wizard of Oz for the scene where Barf, Lonestar, Vespa, and Dot are walking to see Yogurt.
Entry The Millenium Falcon (from Star Wars, one of the movies spoofed) can be seen parked outside the space cafe Lone Starr and Barf stop at.
Entry When the commander is searching for "Spaceballs" in Mr. Rental, all of the movies shown are Mel Brooks' previous films
Entry When the four main characters are walking in the temple of Yogurt, Barf says that it looked like the Temple of Doom, and Dot says that it looked nothing like the Temple Beth Israel. If you look closely it's actually a combination of both.

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