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Spaceballs (1987) - 4 quotes
Directed by Mel Brooks, starring Mel Brooks, Daphne Zuniga, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman, Joan Rivers (add more)
Druidian Priest: Excuse me, I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with you? Fire across her nose, not up it!
[The gunman turns around and is cross-eyed]
Gunman: Sorry, sir. I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunman?
Cross-eyed gunman 2: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is that?
Col. Sanders: He's an asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that, who is he?
Col. Sanders: That's his name, "Asshole". Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: What about him?
Col. Sanders: He's an asshole too, sir.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Everyone on the ship: Yo, sir!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
Barf: I'm a Mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
[The self destruction cancellation button is out of order.]
Dark Helmet: F**k! Even in the future nothing works!
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