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While Dark Helmet is tasting the jam that he got off the radar screen, the black man puts his hand over his mouth. But in the next shot of the black man's face his hand has disappeared. See more...
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When the 4 heroes are trapped in a hallway and are about to be zapped by stormtroopers, Barf pulls a half-moon tube like thing from the wall so that the shots are ricocheted back to the stormtroopers. We hear the Wilhelm scream when the last trooper is shot. See more...
Spaceballs (1987) - 15 quotes
Directed by Mel Brooks, starring Mel Brooks, Daphne Zuniga, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman, Joan Rivers (add more)
Dark Helmet: Shit! I hate getting my Schwartz twisted!
Captain of the Guard: You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.
Princess Vespa: Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!
Lone Starr: Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Barf: It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Druidian Priest: Excuse me, I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with you? Fire across her nose, not up it!
[The gunman turns around and is cross-eyed]
Gunman: Sorry, sir. I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunman?
Cross-eyed gunman 2: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is that?
Col. Sanders: He's an asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that, who is he?
Col. Sanders: That's his name, "Asshole". Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: What about him?
Col. Sanders: He's an asshole too, sir.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Everyone on the ship: Yo, sir!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
Barf: I'm a Mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
[The self destruction cancellation button is out of order.]
Dark Helmet: F**k! Even in the future nothing works!