Cotton Marcus: I should have read the letter a little more thoroughly.
Edgar Frog: Death to all vampires?
Alan Frog: Maximum body count.
Edgar Frog: We are awesome monster bashers.
Alan Frog: The meanest.
Edgar Frog: The baddest.
Orlov: The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.
Evelyn Salt: My name is Evelyn Salt.
Orlov: Then you are a Russian spy.
Spencer Aimes: Let's just say that I work for the blah blah blah, and they gave me a license to blah.
Arjan van Diemen: During the war, me and my men would cut off the trigger fingers of the bravest British officers we captured - only the bravest, mind, the ones most worthy of respect. Do you understand that? That's what I did to people I respected.
Kereama: Doesn't leave much hope for me then, does it?
Arjan van Diemen: Hope kills fools like you every day.
Miss Emily: We didn't have the Gallery in order to look into your souls. We had the Gallery in order to see if you had souls at all.
Steven Levitt - Author: The closest thing to a worldview, I would say, in "Freakonomics," is that incentives matter. Not just financial incentives, but social incentives and moral incentives.
Liz Gilbert: I'm sick of people telling me that I need a man.
Felipe: You don't need a man, Liz. You need a champion.
George Lonegan: Sometimes, I mean you know, knowing everything about someone, it seems nice, but really, maybe it's better to hold stuff back.
Destiny: Wanna sing hairy-oke?
Dr. Trousdale: Says the man who accused the space agency... of covering up finding aliens on the moon.
Jacob Glaser: I never said, they found aliens on the moon. It was a robot head.
Nancy Taylor: I'm sorry you wasted your life on this. Your brother killed that woman.
Carlisle Messenger: I have a message for your general. Now, point me in his direction before I have you flogged.
General Titus Flavius Virilus: Who are you?
Carlisle Messenger: I'm the personal envoy of Governor Agricola.
General Titus Flavius Virilus: I suggest you get down off that horse and give me your message before I have you flogged.
Dr. Robert Stonehill: I already work around the clock.
Damon Pennington: No prison in the world is airtight.
Fergie: Benny McGill's wee brother's a smart wee cunt. How do you no' know I'm no' on my way to go stab fuck out of him right now? And how do you know I wouldnae take it out on you? See that there? That's a fucking blade. Know what that's used for? For gutting daft wee fucking boys like you, you wee cunt. Luckily for you, however, I'm a fuckin' good guy, and me and Benny are good pals.