Light Yagami: The law has its limits.
Shiori Kashino: Everything has limits.
Leslie Vernon: I don't keep pets that I can't eat.
Walter Nichols: We're going on a ship, and ships don't sink.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: What about the Titanic?
Walter Nichols: That was just a movie.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: Yeah, based on a true story.
Walter Nichols: Really?
Tom Dobbs: If Mama Cass had shared a lunch with Karen Carpenter, both would still be alive today... What do I think of gay marriage? I believe gays have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
L: All the Death Notes shall be left with me.
Ryuuk: You ain't gonna use 'em? That's just lame.
David Carver: Don't hurt her.
Collie Entragian: Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so desire! And you cannot stop me, and I'll come back for you.
Bully Kid Tubby: Hey, look. A baseball.
Screwie: Hey, look. The missing link.
Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey.
Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.
Robert Thorn: I never want to see or hear from you again.
Father Brennan: You'll see me in hell Mr. Thorn.
Father Brennan: We'll spend eternity together.
Allison: You went inside that house.
Principal Dale: There nothing to worry about, it is just an abandoned house.
Puchi: Hector never knew how much people loved him. And that's the thing. It's like he didn't want to know.
Jack Starbright: Is it just me or are those bankers weird?
Rachel Stein aka Ellis de Vries: I never knew this would happen. To fear the liberation.
Henry: You fucker.
Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.
Henry: You wanker.
Amber Williams: Zoe, did you tell anyone?
Zoe: Yeah, I wrote a song about it, but don't worry, that single's not out yet.
Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.
Sir Leigh Teabing: The Good Book did not arrive by facsimile from heaven.
Village Sister: You wait a minute! Do you have permission to charge in and disturb.
Edward Malus: No! I don't need anybody's goddamn permission! I'm gonna search every inch of this town and anybody who interferes will be brought up on murder charges, got that? You have my permission to stay out of the fucking way.
Squad Leader: You're gonna be Spook's wingman. You think you can handle that?
Dieter: I could not ask for a better man, sir. But, please, could I ask you a question?
Squad Leader: Go ahead.
Dieter: You know, Spook is such a goddamn daredevil, could you please order him not to try too hard to die for his country, but rather to let the son-of-a-bitch on the other side die for his instead?