Best movie quotes of 2006

Brian Jackson: Ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be clever. Some people are born clever, same way some people are born beautiful. I'm not one of those people.

Arnold 'Arnie' Milan: You got bad credit, but, uh, you got great character.

Malcolm Moore: You know you're an idiot, right?
Sean Porter: I'm making progress. I used to be an asshole.

Shen: You changed destiny.
Wendy Wu: I know... Are you mad?

Irene: Don't say that, Raimunda, or I'll start crying. And ghosts don't cry.

Anna Ran: He's hearing the voice of God through a crossword puzzle.

Rey: Arise, my daughter. Come. You have spilled your own blood rather than the blood of an innocent. That was the final task and the most important.
Pan: And you chose well, Your Highness.
Carmen: Come here with me, and sit by your father's side.

Dan: The sun goes up and then it comes down, but everytime that happens what do you get? You get a new day.

Woody: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and... temperate. Rough winds... blah blah blah... There's something in there I can't remember. And, uh... yadda yadda yadda. I'm sorry, I... I'm no Shakespeare. My guess, Romeo wasn't much of a quarterback either, right?

Bruno: Isn't there anybody you can call at 3 a.m. in case you have a big problem?
François: I don't have any big problem.
Bruno: Yes, you have one, you can't call anybody at 3 a.m..

Rome: Would you mind shooting this guy?
Goon: What does it look like we're doing?
Rome: Missing.

Brother Lorenzo: There will be no liberty for the enemies of liberty.

Reed Cassidy: Some day it'll just end. Everyone will go home, get on with their lives. Tall grass will cover the battlefields. And all the pilots we've lost won't mean a damn thing.

Anna: We are wandering far from refuge here.
Rose Da Silva: Let's keep her with us. She's all we've got.

Duke: To beat this guy, you need speed. You don't have it. And you've got calcium deposits on most of your joints, so sparring is out.
Paulie: I had that problem.
Duke: So what we'll be calling on is blunt force trauma. Let's start building some hurtin' bombs.

John Waters: I also heard on A Dirty Shame - and I have no proof of this - that there were doctors involved... and that some of the kinkier terms, like felching and stuff, that they explained to the MPAA what felching meant. Now, I would like to have heard that because felching, no-one has ever done felching. Felching is when you f someone and suck your own c out of their ahole. Well, I know a lot of perverts and I don't know anyone who's done that.

Barbara Covett: She's the one I have waited for.

Ben: You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Chloe: Damn it. I am trying to fuck your best friend here. Give me a little cooperation please.

Guard: You won't make it out of here with that case.
Violet: Watch me.